Ten ways to survive a horror movie!

[Professor Snape]

10 WAYS TO SURVIVE HORROR MOVIES ;D

1. Never EVER be the one to check out what the strange noise from downstairs is
2. If you're the girlfriend to your group's leader, either break up with him, or be prepared to be killed/included in several close calls to death
3. When you start getting threatening messages telling you to leave, take their advice, and do just that!
4. If you're being chased by a monster, or homicidal guy, never run through a forest and assume you are safe. Whatever is chasing you will ALWAYS find you within the next few hours
5. Never be the one carrying the gun
6. Never be the person walking at the back of the group
7. If one of the people in your group are killed/taken away, don't sit there like idiots staring at the dead body/place where he used to be. MOVE ON!
8. Never use any big, destructive weapons against monsters. It's the small things (i.e. jackknife, shard of glass) that will kill it
9. You know that something bad is going to happen when you sense somebody following you, and nobody else believes you.
10. Don't EVER assume that zombies aren't real. And especially don't ever try to pull the zombie's 'mask' off

[bellalongbottom]

[glow=red,2,300] ;D thats pretty funny What a about just plain get up out of there when any funny business goes down the sooner you leave the less likly you'll be killed. ;D[/glow]

[Spectra Potter]

You know what would be scary? Do you remember in the movie Scream at the beginning when Kasey got a call by the Scream guy? What if one of your friends did that to you as a joke? They would use one of those microphone voice changer things and ask you what your favorite scary movie is and threaten you when you say you are going to hang up. Now that would be SCARY!!![/b][/i]

[Professor Snape]

That would be scary, want to know something scary, that happen to my mom, well I type it anyway, she was coming home late from work one night and she has to park in one of those parking garage thingys, well when she got out to her car their was a bum sleeping in it, so she blared the horn to get him to wake up and it did the guy jumped right up and choked her, she kicked him in the balls and sparyed him with pepper spray, and about that time one of the sceruity guy that was soppse to be watching the place finnally showed up and he was arrested, she was pretty frickin scared, she never parks there now!