Post by Professor Snape on Aug 6, 2005 2:14:54 GMT
50 Ways to drive your parents NUTS!!! 
;D
[shadow=black,left,300][glow=blue,2,300]1. Be Yourself
IN THE CAR
2. Forget to go to the bathroom before you leave on a long trip
3. Ask 'Are we there yet?' every 5 seconds
4. Wait till you're on a lonely, barren stretch of highway and tell them you're really hungry
5. Whine
6. Start a contest with your little sister to see who can talk in the squeakiest voice
7. Offer to drive the car for your parents so they can take a nap
8. Hang BA's at passing policemen
9. Instigate a round of '99 bottles of beer on the wall'
10. Insist they pick up hitchhikers
11. Once you've arrived at your destination, say you want to go home
12. Spit, sulk, sob, scream; the 4 key words
13. Instigate a round of '999 bottles of beer on the wall'(for the truly daring!)
IN CHURCH
14. Applaud after the sermon
15. Yell 'I have to pee pee!'
16. Squirm
17. Doodle in the missal
18. Help yourself to some 'spare change' from the collection plate
19. Fidget
20. If the minister looks at you, stick out your tongue.
21. Yawn
22. Burp
23. Fall asleep
24. Stare at the people behind you
25. Snore
AT THE GROCERY STORE
26. Sneak things into the cart
27. Claim you're lost
28. Practice your juggling with some grade A eggs
29. Lick the fruit
30. Lie in the freezer and pretend to be frozen
31. Rearrange the merchandise
32. Change the price tags on everything
33. Challenge your sibling to see who can eat the most before you get to the checkout
34. Demand to sit in the cart
35. Squeeze the cream-filled donuts
36. Fish out the prizes from the cereal boxes
37. See if you can remove the bottom can from the canned beet display
AT FANCY RESTAURANTS
38. Request a booster seat
39. Call the waiter 'garcon'
40. Blow bubbles in your milk
41. Tie your napkin on your head
42. Send back your ice water, saying it's not cold enough
43. Eat everything with your fingers
44. Ask to see the chef
45. Ask for a sip of their wine
46. Order the most expensive thing on the menu
47. Eat only a few bites of your food, then complain of stomachache
48. Order dessert
49. If they refuse to let you have dessert, throw a tantrum
ALWAYS
Tell your parents you love them so much, you never want to leave home!
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;D[shadow=black,left,300][glow=blue,2,300]1. Be Yourself
IN THE CAR
2. Forget to go to the bathroom before you leave on a long trip
3. Ask 'Are we there yet?' every 5 seconds
4. Wait till you're on a lonely, barren stretch of highway and tell them you're really hungry
5. Whine
6. Start a contest with your little sister to see who can talk in the squeakiest voice
7. Offer to drive the car for your parents so they can take a nap
8. Hang BA's at passing policemen
9. Instigate a round of '99 bottles of beer on the wall'
10. Insist they pick up hitchhikers
11. Once you've arrived at your destination, say you want to go home
12. Spit, sulk, sob, scream; the 4 key words
13. Instigate a round of '999 bottles of beer on the wall'(for the truly daring!)
IN CHURCH
14. Applaud after the sermon
15. Yell 'I have to pee pee!'
16. Squirm
17. Doodle in the missal
18. Help yourself to some 'spare change' from the collection plate
19. Fidget
20. If the minister looks at you, stick out your tongue.
21. Yawn
22. Burp
23. Fall asleep
24. Stare at the people behind you
25. Snore
AT THE GROCERY STORE
26. Sneak things into the cart
27. Claim you're lost
28. Practice your juggling with some grade A eggs
29. Lick the fruit
30. Lie in the freezer and pretend to be frozen
31. Rearrange the merchandise
32. Change the price tags on everything
33. Challenge your sibling to see who can eat the most before you get to the checkout
34. Demand to sit in the cart
35. Squeeze the cream-filled donuts
36. Fish out the prizes from the cereal boxes
37. See if you can remove the bottom can from the canned beet display
AT FANCY RESTAURANTS
38. Request a booster seat
39. Call the waiter 'garcon'
40. Blow bubbles in your milk
41. Tie your napkin on your head
42. Send back your ice water, saying it's not cold enough
43. Eat everything with your fingers
44. Ask to see the chef
45. Ask for a sip of their wine
46. Order the most expensive thing on the menu
47. Eat only a few bites of your food, then complain of stomachache
48. Order dessert
49. If they refuse to let you have dessert, throw a tantrum
ALWAYS
Tell your parents you love them so much, you never want to leave home!
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